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HOW TO CAT
A Detailed Guide
Cats are cute, you can't deny it, even if you're a dog person
you can't deny that cats are cute.
So why am I writing this then ? I believe that everyone has the right
to dream, to become what they wish for.
When I was young, my dream was to become a cat, sadly, I couldn't achieve
that dream, so I'm here helping you achieve your dreams.
Part 1 : Picking your breed
Do you want short fur ? long fur ? are you brown ? or orange ? are your eyes wide ? or narrow ? do you make a lot of ruckus ? or are you gentle or quiet ?
Now depending on where you live, who you're living with, and what you want to look like, you're going to pick a suitable breed.
Here are some breeds to get you started
1. Exotic Shorthair (US) - the 14 pound white furred, quite and sweet cat.
2. Persian (Iran/Persia) Another white furred quiet one, but larger than the Exotic Shorthair
Ragdoll (US) - Lot's of fur and cuddles I say ! A mix of brown, white and grey. Don't forget those wide eyes !
British Shorthair (UK) - Grey and cuddly with white outlines, truly a sir of cats.
Suitable for large families.
Scottish Fold (UK) - Literally a bucket of cuteness, quiet and friendly, wide innocent eyes. Gets it's name after the ear fold
Egyptian Mau (Egypt) - My personal favorite, even has a Meow in it's name, this cat is friendly, cute and a bit talkative.
Muchkin Cat (US) - Seriously even the name is cute, orange and white fur.
Norwegian Forest Cat (Norway) - A truly elegant and beautiful cat, has eyes like no other cat
All the breeds here
Now that breeds are out of the way
Let's move on to the Do's and Dont's
this will also help you get to know your human.
Part 2 : Do's
Human's are very sensitive to what you do. So if you're a cat do the following.
1. Roll over onto your back and reveal your belly.
This drives humans CRAZY, just roll over and reveal your fat and cute belly, they'll instantly fall in love with you
2. Push your head into their hand.
When you see the opportunity, push your head into your human's hand, DON'T ASK WHY, BECAUSE I CAN'T GIVE YOU AN ANSWER! Seriously don't question it, if you're human likes it just do it.
3. Try fitting into things you CLEARLY cannot fit in.
If it fits, I sits. Is the motto you should be following, try to fit into a small bowl EVEN THOUGH IT'S CLEARLY WAY TOO SMALL just try your best, trust me, humans will LOVE IT.
4. Mew
Meowing is cute enough but no, this isn't meowing, isn't Mewing, Mewing is different, it's high pitched and way cuter, to practice mewing, just sit on top of a washing machine and meow normally, the washing machine will do the rest
you'll look something like this
To sum it up, the more you sound like a washing machine with a cat inside the better.
5. Sleep anywhere and everywhere
On a bed, on your bed, in a box, on a box, under the couch, under the table, on the kitchen counter, don't ask why, just sleep anywhere you feel like.
6. Bring them presents they never asked for
Anything works
7. Sleep in boxes
even if it doesn't fit you.
Part 3: Dont's
Sleep all day and go insane at 11pm
Put your face where you shouldn't
Eat some catnip and act drunk
Never act like you understand where the laser is coming from, the human likes it this way.
Sleep in the sink when they just bought you an expensive bed.
This.
Sleep on your human's hand when they're trying to work to play games
Don't frekin poop everywhere.
Wake them up then disappear
But your so cute they'll forgive you anyways
Thanks for reading :3
7. Sleep in boxes
even if it doesn't fit you.
Part 3: Dont's
Sleep all day and go insane at 11pm
Put your face where you shouldn't
Eat some catnip and act drunk
Never act like you understand where the laser is coming from, the human likes it this way.
Sleep in the sink when they just bought you an expensive bed.
This.
Sleep on your human's hand when they're trying to work to play games
Don't frekin poop everywhere.
Wake them up then disappear
But your so cute they'll forgive you anyways
Thanks for reading :3
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