Teach you cat to be carried over your shoulder or across the back of your neck… Alternately train the cat to recognize the command "getting up" (or similar). Cotrarry to folk wisdom cats are [to a degree] trainable….
"Watch out for Nimbus clouds. They're shaped like an anvil, or an atomic mushroom. If you see one, head to the grasses by the coast before the lake turns into Saigon" - my friend's sailing advice
Alternately train the cat to recognize the command "getting up" (or similar).
Cotrarry to folk wisdom cats are [to a degree] trainable….