Out of curiosity how many people’s birthday is it today

Also happy Mother’s Day/Your birthday/My birthday/Tony Hawk’s birthday

So my birthday is tomorrow and for whatever reason Oregon (My home state) is experiencing Aurora Borealis specifically tonight so for my birthday I’m going to stay up and peep the Northern Lights

What are the odds I’m an alien and they were waiting till I turned 17 to give me my alien powers

I’ll keep y’all updated on the alien stuff

There should be laws against spiders in bathrooms

Entirely related to my last post I’ve realized that sports embody everything I vehemently stand against and if you ever see me watching/playing sports it’s because I’m being threatened

All I’m saying is that no one’s ever seen me in the same room as the American professional soccer player Earl William Edwards Jr who plays Goalkeeper for the Major League Soccer club called New England Revolution

It’s actually crazy how collectively as a species it feels like time just magically started speeding up around the start of Covid and we’ve somehow all gaslit ourselves into thinking it’s normal

How the hell is the year almost halfway over

How does PMC know I’m not a human

Who told them

Bummer post: Losing pets (Scroll past if you don’t wanna see it)

A few days ago my cat Duma got a very abrupt bad case of Cystitis and she passed this morning

She was very happy (And sedated) and pretty much fell asleep so I’m looking at the positives and knowing that it relieved her of her pain and it went about as smoothly as dying can but it came seemingly out of nowhere and she only lived to be five and on top of a lot of other medical issues she’s had it feels unfair for her

Anyway I feel like you all deserved to know because I’ve posted about her a lot





I’ve recently used these exact pictures before but I feel like they encapsulate her personality best

My birthday is in ten days and I need to pretend to be excited

Anyone got any ideas

The month of May is so perfect that while Fall is by far my favorite of the four seasons I’d actually say that May is second place

I’ve come to the conclusion that I really enjoy simple food

Things like saltines and pretzels I way prefer over most other snacks and the foods I think I could genuinely eat every day of my life are things like tuna or bananas or like egg salad sandwiches if we’re getting a little crazy

I don’t dislike flavorful food by any means it’s just I’m one of those freaks that could eat nothing but porridge and live a happy life in my little prison cell

Gus is freaking out because he just discovered Cheeto Puffs

Legally I am not allowed inside the majority of arcades in the North West of America

Pro tip: don’t eat glass bottles like Jim Carrey’s “The Grinch”

You will never be Jim Carrey’s “The Grinch”

This post got to the goal I set but I lost all motivation to make it after it became something I had to do and on top of that it has been a few days since I made a post so to reassure everyone that I haven't died in a car accident here's what I have so far



It's super messy and I might clean it up if I have time but right now I have zero will to draw so enjoy slop

Also as a side note apologies if the colors look muted because my monitor is all fucky

PMC! Soooo, I have good news and "bad" news!

Good news, the Creator Analytics update is ready but the bad news is the timing isn't right to launch. I have some IRL things happening that require my undivided attention. All good things though, so no worries there. It's just best to wait until things are settled so that I can return the same attention to the update and you.

Creator Analytics WILL release next month! It took longer than initially expected for a number of unexpected reasons but scope of work also grew in many directions for the best. There's always more to do after the launch but there's more than enough to be useful and fun now and into the foreseeable future and historical past interests. Always nice when things motivate you to go, go, go. Didn't help switching chart libraries last week but know it was the right decision for the short and long run.

You'll see soon and I'm looking forward to having the proper time to respond to bugs and feature requests.

Public service announcement

I made a ref sheet for my character Maher Blath Luibhlia in MOLTENONI‘s server Alumina that pretty much copied their layout so go like the original post



He’s a botanist who’s family died to an unknown disease and he blames Death itself so he’s spent his life trying to find a cure to dying

How come all these healthy protein bars are given the least healthy flavors

Usually chocolate chip cookies aren't very nutritious