"Dump me in chocolate and call me Charlie"
- Willy Wonka probably

The reason why people tell you to never camp near bodies of water where crocodiles or alligators live, is because crocodilians know how to use sticks, and will grill and eat all your smores while you sleep.

If you can't become an astronaut and be the first person to discover a new lifeform in space, you might as well become a trash-man and discover a new fungi-form that only grows on grilled curry-banana pizzas found in the garbage... where they belong. I am calling you out Sweden. Restrain your reckless gastronomy.

When people see one of your crystals and say "Oo, that one gives a good aura and can heal diabetes", chase them out of your apartment wearing an angry tiki mask and put a haitian zombie curse upon them.

everyone go congratulate our three new mods!! DreamWanderer, chickenpants93, and JadeFire170!! very well-deserved promotions and they're gonna do a great job helping out around the place!!

obligatory 3 yearly post

I've kinda circled back and forward on how happy I am/was of this skin, but I think it's worth mentioning, that I posted this skin some months ago on Octoqtie. Perhaps some of you will like its slightly higher degree of conventionality x). Perhaps in hindsight, it wouldn't have been entirely out of order to just post it on this account. Oh well!


Os-Uchoujin by Octoqtie

a reminder for everyone,

regardless of how the US pres election shakes out, PMC is and will continue to be a safe space for people from all walks of life, of all genders, sexualities, races, and beliefs. we're our own private community with our own private policies in place to protect our members -- policies which will always put you guys' safety and comfort before anything else.

please navigate the next few days with a little extra care, be good to each other, and know that whoever wins, it's going to be a sore spot for a lot of people out there. don't poke fun at others.

# Infinite Nightmare Mode Death 10000 times
## normal mode