Published Apr 29th, 2019, 4/29/19 4:12 pm
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You guys seemed to like my guardian report so I made one about the illager cult. Enjoy :D
Report subject: Illager cult
General information:
Designation: Dark Faction/Dark cult
Founder: Herobrine
Objective: World domination
Recognising Features (of members):Grey skin, Violent disposition, Baldness, Unfashionable attire, Very bushy eyebrows.
History:
The illager cult was formed by Herobrine shortly before the end of the Enderman war. Its original members were pillagers, but exiled villagers were later admitted.
Base of Operations:
The divisions of the illager cult live in large mansions hidden deep in dark forest biomes. These mansions are largely made of cobblestone, birch wood, and dark oak wood, and are always far away from any human settlement larger than itself.
Members:
The cult members are divided into four distinct ranks, excluding pillagers, which belong to a different group altogether, and are only sometimes associated with the cult.
The lowest and most common of these ranks are witches, who serve as scouts for the cult. Witches are armed with defensive and offensive potions, and make standard reports to the mansion bimonthly, and emergency reports whenever necessary. With this extensive spy network, the illagers of the mansion can be warned of attack weeks in advance. Witches live in small huts sometimes found in thick wetlands.
The next rank up, and the lowest rank to be allowed permanent lodging inside the mansion is the vindicator. Vindicators are armed with iron axes to defend the mansion from attackers.
Second from the top is the rank of evoker. Evokers are extremely dangerous, as each evoker possesses powerful supernatural powers granted to it by Herobrine. These powers allow them to summon vexatious spirits, or vexes, and strange biting things called fangs. Many evokers are permitted to communicate directly with Herobrine, making them even more dangerous.
The last and highest illager rank is that of illusioner. Little is known about this mysterious rank, but it is said that they can bend the fabric of reality to create mind twisting illusions.
In addition, most members of the cult possess grey skin. The cause for this is unknown.
Language:
The illagers speak a gruff dialect of the common speech, and write in an ancient alphabet first used by the islander civilization, which is famous for building the ocean ruins, and inventing the enchantment table.
In closing:
It should be remembered that these are brainwashed people with no chance at reform. They will not hesitate to attack on sight. But they are not invulnerable, indeed, they are far from it. As we learn their secrets, they grow ever weaker, and one day, through strength, courage, and determination, we shall prevail.
P.S. I couldn't think of any explanation for the totem of undying, so comment your ideas below and if I find one I like I will add it to the report. Thought of an explanation. Coming soon.
Report subject: Illager cult
General information:
Designation: Dark Faction/Dark cult
Founder: Herobrine
Objective: World domination
Recognising Features (of members):Grey skin, Violent disposition, Baldness, Unfashionable attire, Very bushy eyebrows.
History:
The illager cult was formed by Herobrine shortly before the end of the Enderman war. Its original members were pillagers, but exiled villagers were later admitted.
Base of Operations:
The divisions of the illager cult live in large mansions hidden deep in dark forest biomes. These mansions are largely made of cobblestone, birch wood, and dark oak wood, and are always far away from any human settlement larger than itself.
Members:
The cult members are divided into four distinct ranks, excluding pillagers, which belong to a different group altogether, and are only sometimes associated with the cult.
The lowest and most common of these ranks are witches, who serve as scouts for the cult. Witches are armed with defensive and offensive potions, and make standard reports to the mansion bimonthly, and emergency reports whenever necessary. With this extensive spy network, the illagers of the mansion can be warned of attack weeks in advance. Witches live in small huts sometimes found in thick wetlands.
The next rank up, and the lowest rank to be allowed permanent lodging inside the mansion is the vindicator. Vindicators are armed with iron axes to defend the mansion from attackers.
Second from the top is the rank of evoker. Evokers are extremely dangerous, as each evoker possesses powerful supernatural powers granted to it by Herobrine. These powers allow them to summon vexatious spirits, or vexes, and strange biting things called fangs. Many evokers are permitted to communicate directly with Herobrine, making them even more dangerous.
The last and highest illager rank is that of illusioner. Little is known about this mysterious rank, but it is said that they can bend the fabric of reality to create mind twisting illusions.
In addition, most members of the cult possess grey skin. The cause for this is unknown.
Language:
The illagers speak a gruff dialect of the common speech, and write in an ancient alphabet first used by the islander civilization, which is famous for building the ocean ruins, and inventing the enchantment table.
In closing:
It should be remembered that these are brainwashed people with no chance at reform. They will not hesitate to attack on sight. But they are not invulnerable, indeed, they are far from it. As we learn their secrets, they grow ever weaker, and one day, through strength, courage, and determination, we shall prevail.
P.S. I couldn't think of any explanation for the totem of undying, so comment your ideas below and if I find one I like I will add it to the report. Thought of an explanation. Coming soon.
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So a little bit of supernatural involved. Think it it a little like the corruption of the Ring from Lord of the Rings.