I just don't want this to get to long :)

The Unpaid Intern Who Keeps Stealing the Coffee Maker
WaffleBear

The Dragon that Makes Theories Every Saturday
Dragonpokemaster1

The Legendary Pokemon Spy
LugiaGal-

The Spicy Tiger Detective with Deodorant
Billii_Smith

The Comedic Relief
Ghostie__

The Unpaid Low Life who Lives Under RystaButAteASock's Desk
Pixelgon (Bootleg Shrek)

Our first bit of evidence:

As you can see here. They have quite a difference in shading styles.
Purple = PMCGrandma --- Yellow = chickenpants


Evidence 2:

The red circles represent Steve Models and the ones without circles are Alex Models. This shows that chickenpants only uses Steve Models, but the PMCGrandma has only used one Steve Model.


Our final bit of evidence:

The PMCGrandma has many decorations and chickenpants doesn't. On his alt accounts, there is indeed a little bit, but they're all Undertale related. It does not match the style of the PMCGrandma at all.

It looks like this case has been PMC PRESSED! Thank you for this evidence RystaButAteASock!

Grandparents, often considered to be the kindest of humanity.

As any member of PMC knows, one of the kindest grandparents in the world are known simply as PMCGrandma. Yet recently, this sweet old lady revealed a secret this reporter has suspected for months now, that PMCGrandma is the alt account of another fellow PMC member!

Today we hope to get closer to discovering the identity of PMC’s most beloved boomer, once and for all.

We here at the PMC press have seen many names floating around as to who the PMCGrandma really is, but this is a list of the 5 main suspects: (Not necessarily in order)

- chickenpants93
- Brick
- anonpmc2713049
- Vezriya
- Whiteout-

A few of these names can be knocked off right away by one clue that PMCGrandma has admitted to herself,

1. PMCGrandma attended JadeFire170's PMCProm

This removes a few suspects due to the fact that not only did anonpmc2713049 not attend (although we hear there was a scale replica of him built) but Vezriya does not own the Java Edition of Minecraft, which the Prom was hosted on.

The second fact we know for sure is that

2. chickenpants93 is not PMCgrandma

We know this because while he is extremely capable of fulfilling the role, and probably could do it much better, thank you very much, but he has been confirmed not only by a former PMC Press article written by our top reporter RystaButAteASock, but by the lad himself to be innocent of being a sweet old lady.

So this leaves two suspects!

- Brick
- Whiteout-

Lets start with Whiteout- shall we?

Whiteout- has a remarkably similar shading style and aesthetic to our beloved PMCGrandma, as well as a similar type of speech. (Type? Text?)

However there is one flaw in this, Whiteout- was reported by eye witnesses to be in a different room at the time PMCGrandma left her note claiming to have been there. In fact, the person who received the note confirms this fact.

This leaves one suspect, Brick!. Does he fit the facts?

Well believe it or not loyal reader, he does! Not only was he at the prom, he was also there at the time both notes were left! He is commonly known as a bit of a jokester and everyone agrees he is the type to pull such a hoax, for example, he once convinced his followers to spam Cyprezz with the phrase “Cool, but haven’t you heard?” a phrase Cyprezz adopted in his latest wall post.

The PMCGrandma also did not subscribe to Brick until later on, which is odd, when you consider the first comment on her introduction forum was a comment encouraging her to sub to him. And Brick subbed to her around that same time.

So what do you think reader? Do you know of someone who better fits the facts? Let us know! I'm Sans Undertale and this has been another edition of the PMC Press!

I have evidence proving that Brick isn't PMCGrandma.
First of all, you may know that Brick has a Scratch account, several Scratch accounts that is, and all under the same email.
We know that they are all under the same email because Brick once made a wall post saying and I quote "I want my main Scratch account for games and stuff and a second account for top 10's and stories and stuff like that".

But I've actually made so many troll accounts that have gotten banned. I think my email is banned from being used on Scratch.

Seriously, if I had kept count, I could be the creator of over 100 troll/hidden alt accounts. No exaggeration.

Yeah I have no life...

Now focus in on "I think my email is banned from being used on Scratch." For those of you who don't know: on Scratch you can use the same email address to make as many accounts as you want. This I believe proves that Brick has only one email address.

However if you try making another account with the same email on PMC it will tell you that the email is already in use.
I think this shows that our prime suspect is indeed NOT PMCGrandma.

First of all personality: PMCGrandma as we all know is our wholesome grandma that everyone loves. All of their wall posts include nice, kind messages like "hello sweeties" or "welcome dears" Whereas Brick's wall posts all include random memes and links to random youtube videos. And yes I know, PMCGrandma did post a meme in a wall post but that was only once and it still had that wholesome grandma talk.

Second: Let's take a quick look at the style of their skins: PMCGrandma's shading style is a pretty and detailed one. One that Brick has never used. In fact, if you take a look at Brick's submissions you'll notice that out of the 52 of them only a few have shading. And still, in those very few the shading style is COMPLETELY different.



So in conclusion I think it's safe to cross Brick off the list of suspects.

It was a rainy night at the small plant city of Greendo. There were only four people in Greendo, wearing black coats and darting around Greendos’ streets like mice, searching for the Green Temple which held the Green Shard. “Sir, I think I’ve found the Green temple,” a man said, pointing at a small, green temple with a Green Shard in the center of it. “Ah yes. That is the Green temple. Go steal that Green Shard and hand it to me.” Another man said. One of the men quickly ran toward the temple and grabbed the shard. He gave the shard to the man that gave the orders. Together, the four men ran to the port of Greendo, where a red airship awaited them. The four men scrambled up the airship, with one of the men clutching the Green Shard in his hands.


Jak woke up in the morning, feeling like something bad had happened to his city that he lived in yesterday night, Greendo. It must have been a dream. Jak thought. He went out of his bedroom, where he saw his pet robot dog, Dog, waiting for him. “Good dog, Dog.” Jak said, as he poured some batteries into dog’s food bowl. Dog chewed the batteries with his razor sharp teeth, and barked after he was done eating. “I’ll be gone for a little while okay Dog.” Jak told Dog. Without saying another word, Jak opened the door of his house and headed outside.


However, when Jak got outside, Jak noticed that Greendo was darker than before. Trees had burnt down, grass had turned into ash, and there were also a few buildings torn up. I wonder what caused this. Jak thought, looking at this eerie city, which had once been where he lived. Jak decided to walk around Greendo, looking for clues that caused Greendo to turn darker. After walking by shops, houses, and markets, Jak came upon a Green temple. Hmmm…. I wonder why this temple is looking different. Jak thought. Jak started to investigate the Green Temple, until he noticed that the box which held the Green shard was empty! That’s why Greendo turned darker! Greendo was green since it was powered by this shard! Jak thought. I must retrieve the Green shard from the evil person who stole it! Jak thought of a plan, which was to team up with his three friends, and retrieve the Green Shard from the person who stole it.


After thinking of this plan, Jak walked down the streets of Greendo, until he saw a rusty warehouse that had two large doors. Jak opened the doors of the warehouse, and went inside it. Inside the warehouse was a vast, yellow hot air balloon that had golden letters printed on it, and said Lighting King. On the side of the hot air balloon were two boys, each carrying a bucket of yellow paint to paint the Lighting King. “Hello Mek and Bill.” said Jak. “Hello Jak. Why are you here?” asked Mek. “I was thinking if we could fly the Lighting King and try to search for the Green Shard, so Greendo could stop being dark. You know what I mean?” said Jak. “Yeah. That sounds like a great idea! I really wish Greendo could be green again.” answered Bill, holding a paintbrush while painting the hot air balloon. “How about let’s take off now?” asked Jak. “Okay Jak! Jump inside the hot air balloon!” exclaimed Mek. Jak went inside the Lighting King with Bill and Mek. Mek turned on the burners, and the Lighting King took off into the sky, flying higher and higher from Greendo, until Greendo was the size of a dot.


A few hours later, after they took off, night started to fall. “Hey Mek, what are we eating for dinner? I’m very famished.” said Jak, looking at the sky. “Oh yeah! I almost forgot about dinner. Here. Have some ham sandwiches.” said Mek, opening a weaved box and grabbing out three sandwiches. “Thanks for the food!” said Jak, eating very fast until he finished his sandwich. “Goodnight Bill and Mek.” said Jak, as he lay down on the floor of the Lighting King.


Jak woke up first in the morning, unaware that he was inside a hot air balloon. Whoa! I’m in the sky! Jak thought, standing up and looking at the clouds. Oh yeah. I’m on a hot air balloon. I wonder what’s that red dot over there. Jak thought again, looking at a small red dot flying in the sky. “Wait! That’s the shard robber’s airship! We’ve found it! Yay!” Jak exclaimed, waking up Bill and Mek. “The what?” said Bill and Mek in awe. “The Shard robber’s airship! We’ve found it! Now let’s get inside that airship and retrieve the Green Shard!” said Jak, pointing at the red dot. “Quick! Bill! Turn on the burners at full blast!” said Mek. “Okay.” said Bill, turning the burn level to ten. A few hours later, Jak could see that the red airship was very close to their hot air balloon. Jak could also see that the airship had k.t.b.r.i.h Kizer the best robber in history printed on it. “Okay. I think it’s time to sneak inside the airship.” said Jak, pointing at a rope ladder. “Okay Jak!” said Mek, grabbing the rope ladder. “Now let’s toss this rope ladder to that hatch on the bottom of the airship.” said Mek again, tossing the rope ladder to a small, metal hatch on the bottom of Kizer’s airship. The rope ladder stuck onto the hatch, as though it was glue onto the hatch. “Yes! The rope ladder stuck onto the airship! Now let’s sneak inside the airship and retrieve the Green Shard!” exclaimed Bill. The three boys climbed on the rope ladder at once, not making a single sound, like three ninjas. Jak pulled open the metal hatch, and the three boys climbed inside Kizer’s airship.


Inside the red airship, there stood an evil man wearing a red coat, with a large, golden K on it. The man was also holding the Green Shard in his hands, looking at the three boys suspiciously. “Well well well. Looks like there’s three robbers aboard my ship, trying to steal the Green Shard.” said Kizer in an evil voice. “Get them Jen and Jeb! Now!” shouted Kizer. Two other kids charged at the three boys head first, at a fast speed like two bulls in a rodeo. “Quick! Jump over those kids!” Jak shouted at the boys as he jumped over Jen and Jeb when they were about to hit them with their heads, causing Jen and Jeb to hit the wall behind the three boys. “Ouch! Ouch! My head! Sorry master! These kids are too good for us!” Jeb said, rubbing his broken head. Meanwhile, Bill and Mek ran towards Kizer, aiming at grabbing the Green Shard. “How dare you rob me robber!” Kizer said furiously, tucking the Green Shard under his pocket. “Look, Kizer! There’s a bird in the sky!” shouted Bill, pointing at the roof of the airship. “Huh? What bird? I don’t see any birds in the sky.” said Kizer, staring up at the sky. Just about then, Jak plunged toward Kizer’s pocket, and grabbed the Green Shard. “Bill and Mek! Quick! We have to get back into the hot air balloon!” shouted Jak. “Okay Jak!” Bill and Mek said back, running towards the hatch of the airship. “Wait what?! Why am I turning into green powder?” Jak said in awe, as his body and the Green shard started to turn into green powder. “Same here! Nooo! I’m turning into green powder!” Mek shouted back. A few seconds later, the whole airship and everything inside it started to designagrated into green powder, like sand. “Ahh! My body is green powder!” said Kizer, looking at what used to be his body. “At least we got the shard!” said Jak, when all that was left of his body was his head. “Yeah! Thanks Jak for making this plan! Goodbye Jak!” said Bill, as his whole body turned into powder.


However, the green powder drifted along the sky, like a magical carpet, passing along mountains and forests. Soon, the Green powder drifted down to Greendo, coating Greendo with green powder. A few minutes later, plants and trees started to grow back at Greendo, at where the powder was, making Greendo to thrive with more greenery ever than before, thanks to the boy Jak, and the Shard.

If some of you have been wondering if the whole PMC family is one person? it is possible, because one person can have more than one email at a time. I will show some evidence that might show it can be one person.

For starters, most family members have close times on being active for separate people.






And if you look closely you can see PMC_Auntie and BIWS_ALT have similar typing and talking southern.
And most of them are only lvl one, and the ones that aren't are offering to make things for people's Minecraft skins, like Grandma and Auntie.

I have questioned them and will report the answers when they come!
Also I will try to find more evidence!

- LugiaGal-